Passions and Loathings

Title: We Really Must Talk
Author: Alex
Archive: Christ, no.
Fandom: Crossover...The Phantom Menace/Sherlock
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: George Lucas, AC Doyle, Moffat, Gatiss, et al. I own none of these people.
Summary: Two Jedi, having crash-landed on an unfamiliar planet, come to some realizations thanks to the assistance of an extremely peculiar native.
Notes: Loosely based on a conversation I had with lauramcewan on LJ. Probably the crackiest crack I’ve ever cracked. Please do not take this seriously in any way, shape, or form.

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( We Really Must Talk )

Since batagur is getting back into Q/O, a little romantic microficlet for her. :)

( archive )

Title: Night
Author: Alex
Fandom: TPM
Pairing/Characters: Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan
Rating: PG
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: characters property of their respective owners.
Warnings: None.


( night )

Title: Age and Experience
Author: Alex
Fandom: Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Pairing: Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: characters property of Lucas, Fox, et cetera. No money made, no harm intended.
Warnings: Mild, consensual BDSM.
Summary: Every action bears a consequence.
Many thanks: to kimberlite for most excellent beta and friendship.
Notes: katbear placed the winning bid for the fic I offered up in the help_haiti auction. Her charity was the Red Cross, and she gave me some very delightful specifics to play with. This is the first time I've ever written to spec - I hope she and other Q/O fans enjoy. Thanks. :)





( Age & Experience )

Title: The star to every wand'ring bark
Author: Alex [splix71 at yahoo dot com]
Archive: No, please
Pairing: Q/O
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Unpleasant circumstances. See notes.
Disclaimers: George Lucas owns everything SW.
Feedback: Always treasured.
Thanks: Extremely special thanks to kimberlite, whose surpassing patience, generosity, and friendship has sustained me for years.
Notes: Written for the November Noncon challenge. The title is taken from Shakespeare's Sonnet 116. In this context, a "bark" is a ship, guided by a star through celestial navigation.


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Title: Honor to the Vanquished
Author: Alex [splix71 at yahoo dot com]
Archive: No, please
Pairing: Q/O
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Unpleasant circumstances. See notes.
Disclaimers: George Lucas owns everything SW.
Feedback: Always treasured.
Thanks: To kimberlite and neo_nym for the beta
Notes: Written for the November Noncon challenge.

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