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[splix]

I was sooo productive on my lunch hour. ;D

Since I'm going to be going on vacation soon, I had a little reverie about Aragorn and Boromir having some hang time at the beach. The results are below the cut, in the style of the mostly inimitable Corona ads.

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[tsarina.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I'd like that beach umbrella. I promise to use it when roasting kebabs on my sword.

[splix.livejournal.com]

Hee hee! I wouldn't mind it myself. :D

[sneezer222.livejournal.com]

I laughed so hard it hurt! :)

[splix.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thank you! :D

[noalinnea.livejournal.com]

Awesome! :D

[splix.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :D

[yaoichick.livejournal.com]

That's hysterical!! You really should do more of these. Highly entertaining, m'dear. ^____^

[splix.livejournal.com]

Heehee! Thank you, sweetie!

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

ROFL!! This is great. Maybe I should have some Lembas bruschetta for dinner.

[splix.livejournal.com]

Hee, thank you!

It's really good with home-grown tomatoes. Plus you don't need to eat for a couple of days afterward. :D

[j-flattermann.livejournal.com]

How wonderful is this. Very inspiring. I can do with a little sunshine and beach. Thank you.

[splix.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Your icon is so funny. :)

[ribby.livejournal.com]

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp*HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh, that's *priceless*, Alex. *snicker* One does wonder what's *in* the water that it can't quite conquer the Manliness of Aragorn (aka, "Aren't You a Bit Squiffy, Your Majesty")! And the crown! Of course, my first thought is, if that's the only thing he's wearing, I hope they have sunblock in M-E! *snicker* After all, Boromir would enjoy putting it on him, right?

Oh, Anduril kebabs, and lembas bruschetta and... *BWAHAHAHAAHA*gasp*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

Can't....breathe... too silly. Need Boromir for mouth-to-mouth... waitaminite. What are they drinking, anyway?

(Which is to say, I *adore* this!)

~Kris

[splix.livejournal.com]

Ehe, I'm so glad you like it! It's true, Smelly!Aragorn and Boromir are going to have really odd tan lines without sunblock. I'm sure there's some Elven concoction that keeps them so poetically pale. ;)

Thanks so much! I'm pleased it tickled you. :D

[alex-quine.livejournal.com]

This is fabulous! The Lembas Bruschetta is inspired! *grins happily*

[splix.livejournal.com]

*beam* Thank you, Alex! :D

[rubyelf.livejournal.com]

OMG... so much awesome... brain hurts...

[splix.livejournal.com]

Heehee, thank you! :D

[myth-adventure.livejournal.com]

*see icon*

:)

[splix.livejournal.com]

LOL. I'm glad you liked it! Thank you. :D

[kimberlite.livejournal.com]

ROTFL! I hope it's a private beach. ;)

[splix.livejournal.com]

Hee! Well, sure. He's the king, I'm certain there's a phalanx of soldiers just offscreen. :D

[mrkinch.livejournal.com]

So clever and adorable! Lembas bruschetta!*cackles*

[splix.livejournal.com]

Hee, thank you! I'm glad you got a tickle out of it. :D

[angel-gayla.livejournal.com]

Too funny! LoL!

[splix.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much! :D

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

That's it: I'm making a sand Minas Tirith next time I'm at the beach. ;D

[splix.livejournal.com]

Hee! Then you could besiege it with teeny-weeny oliphaunts!

[govi20.livejournal.com]

That's absolutely brilliant! I laughed out loud and it's only 5.4o am! Poor Aragorn, still smelly! *grins*

[splix.livejournal.com]

:D I'm so glad you liked it, dearest! Gah, so early there... *pet*

Poor Aragorn is probably just looking for an excuse to get a lovingly detailed bath from Boromir. :D

[gloriana.livejournal.com]

Hee, I love the brolly!! We saw the extended edition pt1 in the cinema last week, and will see part2 tomorrow - I'd failed to remember quite how beautiful a film it is! And I love the slower pace of the extended, even though by the end of the evening a pee is definitely called for :) (Commodore Marie beside me was weeping through the 'My brother, my captain, my King' bit, as well she might.)

[splix.livejournal.com]

Thankee!

They're showing it here also, but it's just too damn late - I wouldn't get home until 11:30 and then I need about three hours of wind-down time, and on a Tuesday, ARGH I've got work on Wednesday. So not fair. :(

They really are just beautiful movies. Not only the setting, but I think the costumers and makeup artists made the whole cast look utterly exquisite.

(Commodore Marie beside me was weeping through the 'My brother, my captain, my King' bit, as well she might.)

Oh, indeed. *sigh*

[bluegerl.livejournal.com]

You absolute glorious NUTTER! Oh its terrific! Castles Minas Tirith - kebabs on the sword, Aragorn perving (ahem) Boromir's vambraces...even bruschettia ! Can't stop looking.... It is going in my memories - Oh its marvellous!

[splix.livejournal.com]

Hee! I'm really glad you like it! It was fun to do, and a nice way to spend lunch. :)

[caras-galadhon.livejournal.com]

*snerk* That is fantastic, and my god, I'm disturbed that Aragorn still stinks. I suspect industrial strength cleanser might be needed. It's about time Boromir's allowed to sleep with his king without a clothespin pinching his nose shut. ^_~ Don't take the vambraces off! He'll steal 'em! This is all so great.

(Also love Legolas off in the distance. The raised hand is so very, "So...Bye!" *snicker*)

[splix.livejournal.com]

Yes, I think Aragorn needs a good scrubbing with abrasive kitchen cleanser. That's a lot of filthy Ranger grime to remove. :D

I'm really chuffed you like it! Though I'm majorly annoyed with myself for not doing a teeny-weeny Gimli helmet top next to Legolas. Bah! :)

[empressm.livejournal.com]

This is sooooooo cute!!! My belly is so hurting cos laughing too hard. Thank you for sharing!

[splix.livejournal.com]

Thank you, I'm glad you liked it!

You know, I was trying to respond to your question on slash pairing order, but LJ wouldn't let me - I can't even click on your journal without getting an error message. Weird. Anyway, my answer was that I don't think that in Western culture, there's much attention paid to top and bottom when labeling pairings. I know from a friend in Gundam Wing fandom that it's much more regimented - if it's 1x2, that means Heero is topping Duo, and definitely not the other way around, but if it's Aragorn/Boromir, it could be Boromir topping or Aragorn - most people, I don't think, make the distinction. Hope that helps!

[mooms.livejournal.com]

Wonderful! I am missing the grandtwins, as we came home today after minding them since last Thursday, but this really cheered me up!*Hugs*

[splix.livejournal.com]

Aw, sorry for that. But I'm so glad it cheered you! :D *hug*

[vjezkova.livejournal.com]

Hee hee, and i love their sand Minas Tirith too!!!

[splix.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :D I wish I'd had time to make Minas Tirith a little more detailed, and, well, actually looking like Minas Tirith. :D

[eve_n_furter]

LOL! Wonderfully funny!

[splix.livejournal.com]

Hee, thank you! I got a kick out of doing it. :D

[msilverstar]

That's great, really cute!

[splix.livejournal.com]

:D Thank you very much indeed!

[liars-dance.livejournal.com]

This is fabulous! Your 'still not smelling so good' Aragorn really made me giggle *sporfle*

[splix.livejournal.com]

Hee, thank you very much indeed! :D

[peersrogue.livejournal.com]

Loved it at first sight then studied it and loved it even more. So talented and such delightful fun. Have a great holiday and you never know your luck keep an eye for the lads going commando in the sand dunes!!!

[splix.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm so glad you like it! Thank you very much. I'm not close to sand dunes, alas, but I am near forests, and you know how much those two love the woods. :D