Early birthday gift!

[splix]

I'm going to be out of town on caras_galadhon and savageseraph's birthdays [they share the same birthday!] so this is an early present for them - Lord of the Rings, the Abbreviated Version, Slashgirl Style.

Pictures non-explicit, but some text is NSFW.

Comments

[govi20.livejournal.com]

ROTFL!! This is brilliant. Had to pick myself of the floor. I almost feel for Legolas! (not really, though). Especially love the tentacle sex!

[splix.livejournal.com]

Heehee! Glad you liked. It was fun to compose. Yeah, poor Legolas...WHATEVER. ;D

[emthejedichic.livejournal.com]

LOL. This was pretty funny. I especially love Aragorn's "They were ordinary women once..." speech. Very clever. ;)

[splix.livejournal.com]

Heh, thank you. I remember seeing some icon with Aragorn's Nazgul speech pics combined with something scary about fangirls, so it's not altogether my idea...although the naked oiled bit definitely is. ;D

[eve_n_furter]

This is hilarious! "Ow!" "Ow!" *dies*

Great ending too!

[liars-dance.livejournal.com]

*sporfle* This is fabulous!! Love the 'entire archives devoted to that kind of thing' line and Boromir's 'Eww' response - and the miraculously!undead!Boromir ending! What a wonderful birthday present *g*

[the-little-owl.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[peersrogue.livejournal.com]

Incredible, so funny and such clever editing; am I sorry for Legolas? Nah. Love the happy ending they are just made for each other. "Naked oiled" oh yes that phrase makes for day of very happy thoughts. Brilliant.

[peersrogue.livejournal.com]

Sorry meant to add the choice of pictures so very clever it makes your dialogue seem so real and possible.

["Naked oiled" jammed the old brain there for a moment.]

[mooms.livejournal.com]

This is absolutely wonderful! *ROTFLMAO*

Very clever use of the pics and I love They were ordinary women once... I can hear Aragorn actually saying it and now I will never be able to watch the "Nazgul" speech without giggling!

What a fabulous birthday gift! :D

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

Fantastic! Love all of it, especially the fear of slash girls, "Well shit. That's kinda hot" the "They wish" and the look on Boromir's face matched with 'Eww"! And the argument over who gets to top. LOL Great way to kick off the morning. :-)

[j-flattermann.livejournal.com]

OH, this is exactly the reason why I do love pic-fic so much.
And you’ve chosen your pics very carefully.
It’s loads full of fun and I shall stick it into my memories for many more visits.

[rubyelf.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! Perfect pictures and... oh, heck. This is just hilarious and brilliant.

"Ow." "Ow."

Sad Legolas... oh, well. Send him off to play with Elrond's twins and he'll be quiet.

[bluegerl.livejournal.com]

I've never enjoyed LOTR more! Oh the shock/horror(?!) on Bor's face - 'me thinking?' and coward, runs off to bunk (why did he mention his bunk eh? hoping?). the Disappointment on Aragorn's face...heehee. so clever, then Bor gets all leery and lecherous.. Oh god its Fab. 'won't be long, promise!' hahahahah the look there!

Slashgirls descending to the black dirty depths of fandom..hahahah I love it down here! and the total disappointment on Legover's face.. 'NOT ME??????' he squeals.

God, you are fantastic Splix. this is really the funniest, cleverest... I wondered what the uploads to photobucket this morning were for... oh boy oh boy, and these are going into Memories as well. Oh god. I love the look on Aragorn's face at the mention of 'naked and oiled' oh the anticipation... it wasn't THERE in the FILM!!!!!!

Thanks so much for a wonderful morning. I do SO enjoy this sort of LOTR... but also, are they not THE most beautiful of men???????

[blueslashicons.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Too funny, I have tears in my eyes!

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

Seriously, SIT DOWN, LEGOLAS.

Hee! This was an excellent way to start my morning!

[alex-quine.livejournal.com]

What splendid fun! This is such a wonderful, warped, witty and warm version of the lads' life together...and of course Boromir survives! *g* Thankyou for letting us share.

[kimberlite.livejournal.com]

ROTFL! Clever and sexy! Loved the tentacle porn. ;)

[splix.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you liked it! Thank you. :D

[splix.livejournal.com]

Hee - I'm happy it made you smile! Thank you. :D

[http://users.livejournal.com/tweedle_/]

Shegollum suggested coming over and having a peak. I'm very glad I did. Hilarious from beginning to end and beautifully crafted. Poor Legolas indeed. :)

[splix.livejournal.com]

:D

[splix.livejournal.com]

I'm not sorry for Legolas either. ;D Thank you!

[splix.livejournal.com]

That's sweet, thank you!

[Completely understandable. ;D]

[splix.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm glad you enjoyed! Hope they will too. Thank you! :D